Ever had your novel come back from an editor?
If you have, you will never forget.
Red. Red everywhere. I feel like someone just kicked me. This was once a clean, beautiful manuscript, and now it’s awful, a horrible tangle of strikeouts and lines and margin notes. There’s hardly a sentence that hasn’t been hacked up, starting with the title!
This cannot be true. Surely this is some sort of mistake. I spent hours and hours on the document, and I read it over before I sent it to the editor. Some of these edits — well, I’m floored. There is no way that I said something that dumb! Or that I misspelled that word. Nuh-uh.
I’m starting to get irritated. What the — ? That’s a stupid edit. And so’s that one. Ha! That’s just wrong! Smartypants editors think they know everything! Well, let me just set that editor straight …
Gad. Look at this. I’ll never be a writer. What a disaster. Jeez, what if someone else sees this thing?!? I’ll probably get fired. Why did I ever think I could do this?
Well, I guess that that’s a good point. Hmm. Yeah, I can see that. I agree, that sounds better. Hmm. Hmm. Ok, I guess I’ll start here at the top …
OMG, thank you so much for fixing this up. Holy cow, what if it had gone out without editing?!
Hey, can I have that document back? I have a deadline, you know.