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Ever had your novel come back from an editor?
If you have, you will never forget.
Jon and Juliet break down the Seven Stages of Being Edited. And this showed is based on a blog post of the same name by editor Mike Pope. See the whole post here: The 7 Stages of Being Edited.
Red. Red everywhere. I feel like someone just kicked me. This was once a clean, beautiful manuscript, and now it’s awful, a horrible tangle of strikeouts and lines and margin notes. There’s hardly a sentence that hasn’t been hacked up, starting with the title!
This cannot be true. Surely this is some sort of mistake. I spent hours and hours on the document, and I read it over before I sent it to the editor. Some of these edits — well, I’m floored. There is no way that I said something that dumb! Or that I misspelled that word. Nuh-uh.
I’m starting to get irritated. What the — ? That’s a stupid edit. And so’s that one. Ha! That’s just wrong! Smartypants editors think they know everything! Well, let me just set that editor straight …
Gad. Look at this. I’ll never be a writer. What a disaster. Jeez, what if someone else sees this thing?!? I’ll probably get fired. Why did I ever think I could do this?
Well, I guess that that’s a good point. Hmm. Yeah, I can see that. I agree, that sounds better. Hmm. Hmm. Ok, I guess I’ll start here at the top …
OMG, thank you so much for fixing this up. Holy cow, what if it had gone out without editing?!
Hey, can I have that document back? I have a deadline, you know.